TT, you should know this fellow...

[mrvette]

Where is Turtlevette, we need him in this fray......:flash:

 

[Sadistic]

What good is one more dim-witted, mullet goon beatnik going to do? You can pile 10 subjects with sub 80 IQ's against me and the cumulative IQ will still be under 80. Some things just don't add up but line them up if you will and I'll show you a classic King Sadi dipshit domino demolition, just in time for the new year.

 

[clutchdust]

Now I'm just posting to see what kind of verbal lashing I will receive. Oh, I wait with bated breath!
Sock it to me!

 

[mrvette]

I"m setting here wishing Turtle would show up, I"m laughing my ASS off....

:devil:

 

[010752]

Wow, this thread deteriorated fast...

I still say the lady in question has nice baps

:clap:
And she probably won't be a 300 pounder in a few years.

To his credit, Durango was at least bright enough to stay away from Brazilian women. :toothbrush:

 

[Sadistic]

Wow, this thread deteriorated fast...

I still say the lady in question has nice baps

:clap:
And she probably won't be a 300 pounder in a few years.

To his credit, Durango was at least bright enough to stay away from Brazilian women. :toothbrush:

A nerd like Durango cannot afford to be selective with women or he will end up with terminal "blue balls syndrome". Whatever pig will allow him to grope her, is what he ends up with. My guess is that he bamboozled this particular floppy chested female into believing that he was a car collector with an engineering degree. He carried this facade to the corvette forum and attempted to displace the ingenious Twin Turbo as the forum's most knowledgeable member.

In a display of complete jack-assery, Durango forged forward, feeding on the innocent and vulnerable. He soon developed quite a fan base, who had no knowledge that they were indeed being duped by a babbling dimwit, whose flawed advice could easily send them careening into trees and ditches while driving their corvettes.

At one point, I was informed of Durango's misbehavior and oddly enough, it seemed to coincide with the boastful pics of his girlfriend. Delegated to bring things under control, I wasted no time unloading verbal onslaughts, the likes that left many male members of the forum running for shelter and several female members, feverishly aroused. In one fell swoop, Sadi the Great exposed Durango for the mindless impersonator that he was, while simultaneously returning his slovenly female back to the pig pen where she belonged. National heroes have been made from lesser things, beloved fans, yet I gracefully went on my way.

It damn near brings a tear to my eye to see my fans assembling together like this, several years later, for the cause of celebrating my fame and achievements. God bless you!!

 

[mrvette]

Alex.....:clap::clap::clap:

Methinks I can start a car with that post.....

 

[GT6Steve]

Help me out here, please.

I'm new to this forum and have no history with CF, whatever the hell that is.

So tell me, again Please, is this whole worthless ten page thread a satire or is Sadidtic a real person expressing real opinions and the rest of the VetteMod forum is being drug down? Or more likely this whole thing is a magnificent sendup of another forum that I'm too ignorant and stupid to follow.

Cuz if it's the former, ban it and if the latter, clue me in so I can smile at the correct places...:tth:

 

[phantomjock]

GT6Steve -
One of the great things about this forum -- it doesn't do the Banning-Thing - so many others do.

So, sometimes the members here have a chance to relish the stupidity of other forums and boneheads on them - they do it here freely -- and thats sorta the Joke. The beauty is - you don't have to participate in their yucks -- and it all tends to be in the "Off-Topic" Postings.


BTW - CF = http://forums.corvetteforum.com/ its often hacked and infrequently ~ interesting. All in all Much better here!

Also - in some of the other forums - I'da been BANNED for posting a link to the CF - or any other forum.

TT does a great job here - and a lot of useful info which you have seen for sure!

Hope that helps!


Cheers - Jim

 

[GT6Steve]

Yeah , Thanx Jim,
I totally agree with the sentiments, this is the best Corvette forum.

That's why I've been confused about this thread, seemingly friendly banter at first then totally deranged denuciations then equally deranged self aggrandizement. Please tell me this is all brilliant satire:devil:

 

[mrvette]

PJock/Jim pretty much said it all....

I been on the net since '95 or so, and in forums for some years too....

There are 'clubs' then there are CLUBS.....


:nuts:

 

[mrvette]

Yeah , Thanx Jim,
I totally agree with the sentiments, this is the best Corvette forum.

That's why I've been confused about this thread, seemingly friendly banter at first then totally deranged denuciations then equally deranged self aggrandizement. Please tell me this is all brilliant satire:devil:

Well, you CAN start your CAR with it, but maybe it's not all that brilliant....

:bump:

 

[big2bird]

Yeah , Thanx Jim,
I totally agree with the sentiments, this is the best Corvette forum.

That's why I've been confused about this thread, seemingly friendly banter at first then totally deranged denuciations then equally deranged self aggrandizement. Please tell me this is all brilliant satire:devil:

It's part true, part satire, and the most part inflated ego. He hasn't claimed to be God yet, but he isn't done either.

 

[clutchdust]

GOD??? He taught God everything he knows!

 

[00fxd]

A nerd like Durango cannot afford to be selective with women or he will end up with terminal "blue balls syndrome". Whatever pig will allow him to grope her, is what he ends up with. My guess is that he bamboozled this particular floppy chested female into believing that he was a car collector with an engineering degree. He carried this facade to the corvette forum and attempted to displace the ingenious Twin Turbo as the forum's most knowledgeable member.

In a display of complete jack-assery, Durango forged forward, feeding on the innocent and vulnerable. He soon developed quite a fan base, who had no knowledge that they were indeed being duped by a babbling dimwit, whose flawed advice could easily send them careening into trees and ditches while driving their corvettes.

At one point, I was informed of Durango's misbehavior and oddly enough, it seemed to coincide with the boastful pics of his girlfriend. Delegated to bring things under control, I wasted no time unloading verbal onslaughts, the likes that left many male members of the forum running for shelter and several female members, feverishly aroused. In one fell swoop, Sadi the Great exposed Durango for the mindless impersonator that he was, while simultaneously returning his slovenly female back to the pig pen where she belonged. National heroes have been made from lesser things, beloved fans, yet I gracefully went on my way.

It damn near brings a tear to my eye to see my fans assembling together like this, several years later, for the cause of celebrating my fame and achievements. God bless you!!

I think this guy is a LIAR :tth: Hahahahaha

 

[C6Z51]

This is the funniest topic I have read in a long time. I think everyone will find this f..ing hilarious.:friends::rofl::rofl: