BangkokDean
Well-known member
THE WIFE :
Wife : "Why are you home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said, go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town!
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in his neighbourhood...!
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention...
One 'double' and you start feeling single again...
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It is said that,
when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most!
and when a man does that,
The slide show begins.
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Answer - Who Cares, just Enjoy the Day.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened...
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Wives are magicians.......
They can change anything into an argument...
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
Wife : "Why are you home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said, go to hell!"
????????
Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town!
????????
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in his neighbourhood...!
????????
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
????????
Whisky is a brilliant invention...
One 'double' and you start feeling single again...
????????
It is said that,
when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most!
and when a man does that,
The slide show begins.
????????
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Answer - Who Cares, just Enjoy the Day.
????????
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened...
????????
Wives are magicians.......
They can change anything into an argument...
????????
Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!