Mad over a G rated pic.

[whinny]

There was a mole family digging into a rootceller, (For u city folk, thats a storage room under ground to store veggies and other things that won't rot at about 55 degrees.)
The mother mole while digging in, says, "I can smell sugar" and digs faster.
The father mole, behind the mother, says," I smell me a pie" and he digs faster.
The baby mole looks up and sees a thong, and says, "**** this, all I smell is MOLEASSES".

lmfao, what about this 1, but about a beaver

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...




The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'




The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.'


One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.



He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't

shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.




Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

 

[greg75vette]

There was a mole family digging into a rootceller, (For u city folk, thats a storage room under ground to store veggies and other things that won't rot at about 55 degrees.)
The mother mole while digging in, says, "I can smell sugar" and digs faster.
The father mole, behind the mother, says," I smell me a pie" and he digs faster.
The baby mole looks up and sees a thong, and says, "**** this, all I smell is MOLEASSES".

lmfao, what about this 1, but about a beaver

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...




The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'




The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.'


One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.



He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't

shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.




Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

:rofl::rofl::rofl::lol::1st:

 

[redvetracr]

Everyone has punked out from the topic. About time you guys realized you just can't win.

Ask the man from Columbia, Mo. Ever been there?:stirpot:

"man" you give that pussy waaaay too much credit

 

[mrvette]

Everyone has punked out from the topic. About time you guys realized you just can't win.

Ask the man from Columbia, Mo. Ever been there?:stirpot:

"man" you give that pussy waaaay too much credit

Talking of DB??:nuts::huh:

 

[1Michel]

Everyone has punked out from the topic.

Punked out of the topic??? ok I wasnt talking about moles, I dont have that problem, I was talkin about frogs in my friggin pool.

Didnt realize that I changed the topic if I didn't stick to moles.

 

[jsssgrl1209]

Really??

BBSHARK....just let it go, this post has moved on from where it began. Everybody is now talking about moles and pie. Get with the program.


I am concerned about you. It is not healthy to dwell on things like this. It is just a thread, let it go. Pretty much old news.

If you need any help please PM me. I am sure I can get you a number so you can talk to someone about it.

 

[kwplot34]

BBSHARK....just let it go, this post has moved on from where it began. Everybody is now talking about moles and pie. Get with the program.


I am concerned about you. It is not healthy to dwell on things like this. It is just a thread, let it go. Pretty much old news.

If you need any help please PM me. I am sure I can get you a number so you can talk to someone about it.

:goodnight:

 

[Twin_Turbo]

BBSHARK....just let it go, this post has moved on from where it began. Everybody is now talking about moles and pie. Get with the program.


I am concerned about you. It is not healthy to dwell on things like this. It is just a thread, let it go. Pretty much old news.

If you need any help please PM me. I am sure I can get you a number so you can talk to someone about it.

That does it, total disrespect for an Administrator we don't tolerate your condescending tone at all. Remember the guy you are calling out is the one paying the bill here, should he pay just to have you misbehave? I think not. Goodbye!! You have bothered us long enough.

 

[Blackfinn]

Yahoooooo! yipppy!!! Good ridence foool!
:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

[BBShark]

Damn, I've been on the phone with the DMV for an hour and I didn't see that the weasel had popped up out of his hole!

 

[big2bird]

Damn, I've been on the phone with the DMV for an hour and I didn't see that the weasel had popped up out of his hole!

I believe he has the honor of #2, correct Larry?

 

[greg75vette]

:banned:

You know, he was a hot head, but still seemed to be a decent guy. He just had to push it. Oh well.

 

[GT6Steve]

Sayanora Mudda farker, long overdue in my humble opinion. Admin was much more patient than I'd have been...

 

[BBShark]

I believe he has the honor of #2, correct Larry?

Oh that #2, I thought you were talking about.....

Yeah, two nutjobs, the first one used a racial slur. He was gone in a few seconds.

 

[Jclgodale3]

BBSHARK....just let it go, this post has moved on from where it began. Everybody is now talking about moles and pie. Get with the program.


I am concerned about you. It is not healthy to dwell on things like this. It is just a thread, let it go. Pretty much old news.

If you need any help please PM me. I am sure I can get you a number so you can talk to someone about it.

That does it, total disrespect for an Administrator we don't tolerate your condescending tone at all. Remember the guy you are calling out is the one paying the bill here, should he pay just to have you misbehave? I think not. Goodbye!! You have bothered us long enough.

You bully:harhar:

 

[JPhil]

I like ice cream on my pie.....

 

[MYBAD79]

I spent two hours at the gym and missed the grand finale...

 

[big2bird]

I spent two hours at the gym and missed the grand finale...

You didn't miss much.:wink:

 

[clutchdust]

Well that stinks. Now how are we going to keep this thread going?
:yahoo:

 

[Douglas Mariani]

I like ice cream on my pie.....

Well that stinks. Now how are we going to keep this thread going?
:yahoo:

How about a Cherry Pie song. Some of you may know the band Warrant. Eric Turner is Beth's(my wife) 1st cousin.....Holidays can be fun at our house:thumbs:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE[/ame]

 

[saudivette]

...Admin was much more patient than I'd have been...

**** yeah!

I believe he has the honor of #2, correct Larry?

Oh that #2, I thought you were talking about.....

Yeah, two nutjobs, the first one used a racial slur. He was gone in a few seconds.

Who was that Larry? I don't remember there being anyone doing that?
What did you think Jeff was talking about though

 

[BBShark]

I believe he has the honor of #2, correct Larry?

Oh that #2, I thought you were talking about.....

Yeah, two nutjobs, the first one used a racial slur. He was gone in a few seconds.

Who was that Larry? I don't remember there being anyone doing that?
What did you think Jeff was talking about though

Wayne, you don't remember that guy? You were involved. He was the guy who was selling a 72? Corvette on Ebay and DB somehow got involved in interfering with the sale because it had the wrong grills (or something like that). He called you a "sand n*****":shocking: I guess he thought you were an Arab!!! Posting racial slurs is an instant permaban.

He was the first, this guy is the second. Not too bad, one a year.

When Jeff said #2, I thought he might be saying "number two" (like when your child has to take a ****)! :smash:

 

[saudivette]

Hehehe, I remember now - he was a serious whack job! I'd actually been nice to him

I wonder if he ever sued DB...

 

[73 Mike]

Hehehe, I remember now - he was a serious whack job! I'd actually been nice to him

I wonder if he ever sued DB...

I missed the slur but remember the incident. He tried to sue him but never got anywhere. The real issue is that there were no substantial damages.

 

[mrvette]

Hehehe, I remember now - he was a serious whack job! I'd actually been nice to him

I wonder if he ever sued DB...

I missed the slur but remember the incident. He tried to sue him but never got anywhere. The real issue is that there were no substantial damages.

Would you believe I was looking for a Miata front fender for my wife's car, and so I found a listing on craigslist....and got in touch....

the name was Matt Rogers......same as DB......who before all the BS started sold me a TPI to 3.5" round bellows piece for like 20 bux or so....delivered, as I recall, maybe 3? years ago by now....

well this Matt Rogers on the Miata stuff, jacked my around and I never did set up a time to meet/buy the fender.....

so I"m still looking.....picked up a CS144 for 15 bux and some other **** including a differential for that S10 the wife's son in law has....all this morning in a couple hours...

:thumbs::smash:

 

[BangkokDean]

I spent two hours at the gym and missed the grand finale...

OK what do you do for two hours at the gym?:fishing:

 

[MYBAD79]

OK what do you do for two hours at the gym?:fishing:

sweating like a pig ush:

 

[mrvette]

OK what do you do for two hours at the gym?:fishing:

sweating like a pig ush:

I go out and work on vehicles to do THAT.....:smash:

 

[Fuelie74]

OK what do you do for two hours at the gym?:fishing:

sweating like a pig ush:

I have been to the gym before and judging by the women I seen two hours wouldn't be a bad time. That brings up some questions about the sweating, but I don't think we want to get into that hear.

 

[BigBlockTank]

I have things to do for a day or so, and miss ALL the damn fun. Oh well, bye-bye little boy