Hey.

[Turd]

I guess this is where were supposed to start?

 

[Turd]

What the heck is a lurker and can I be called something else?

 

[MYBAD79]

Welcome.


You can send a PM to one of the moderators and request the C3 questionnaire... answer 20+ out of 40 questions correctly and you get a "custom" user title of your choice.

 

[Turd]

Welcome.


You can send a PM to one of the moderators and request the C3 questionnaire... answer 20+ out of 40 questions correctly and you get a "custom" user title of your choice.

I hope they are easy questions like which of the following cars are blue.

 

[MYBAD79]

I hope they are easy questions like which of the following cars are blue.

heck, even I passed.....

just kidding: PM the mods if you want a custom title

 

[saudivette]

I hope they are easy questions like which of the following cars are blue.

No chance mate, nothing that simple - my questionnaire asked things like "pick the Steel Cities Grey Corvette out of the following 4 different Vettes". From memory, one was white, one was black, one was **** brown and the last one was a greyish colour.

One other question that was definitely on it was "what 3M product would be best suited as an adhesive when grafting 1972 (FRP/GRP) Corvette fender louvers into an 1982 (SMC) Corvette?"

There's a few hard questions like the first one but most of them are straight forward like the second one. Not as easy as "which of the following cars are blue" but passable enough if you know your way around a Corvette.

Welcome Turd :hi:

Got any pics or something funky to show?

 

[kwplot34]

I was stuck on question #10 and #11 forever.

#10. how many alternators does a c3 corvette have?

#11.can you clock an alternator,or do you have to keep returning it to o'reilys untill you get the correct clocking (clocking,is that a word)?
:crylol:
Anyway good luck and calculators are allowed during the test.

:suicide:

 

[saudivette]

#11.can you clock an alternator,or do you have to keep returning it to o'reilys untill you get the correct clocking (clocking,is that a word)?

Damn, I thought it was Autozone, not O'Reilys so I assumed it was a trick question and left it blank. Maybe I'll get half marks for effort? :tomato:

 

[SmokinBBC]

Welcome aboard.

I really think the hardest question on the exam is:

How do you spell "NAPA"?

I think I got that one right:1st:

 

[redvetracr]

I was stuck on question #10 and #11 forever.

#10. how many alternators does a c3 corvette have?

#11.can you clock an alternator,or do you have to keep returning it to o'reilys untill you get the correct clocking (clocking,is that a word)?
:crylol:


:suicide:

thats because #10 & #11 are "trick" questions...you know like flywheel and flexplate...they are the same, right?
redvetracr

 

[kwplot34]

I was stuck on question #10 and #11 forever.

#10. how many alternators does a c3 corvette have?

#11.can you clock an alternator,or do you have to keep returning it to o'reilys untill you get the correct clocking (clocking,is that a word)?
:crylol:


:suicide:

thats because #10 & #11 are "trick" questions...you know like flywheel and flexplate...they are the same, right?
redvetracr

Yeah they are the same,there both round,have teeth,and go between the motor and trans,i think,somebody will chime in and set us straight i'm sure :surrender:

 

[GTR1999]

whats the difference, Lurker or Turd?:amazed:

 

[redvetracr]

I was stuck on question #10 and #11 forever.

#10. how many alternators does a c3 corvette have?

#11.can you clock an alternator,or do you have to keep returning it to o'reilys untill you get the correct clocking (clocking,is that a word)?
:crylol:


:suicide:

thats because #10 & #11 are "trick" questions...you know like flywheel and flexplate...they are the same, right?
redvetracr

Yeah they are the same,there both round,have teeth,and go between the motor and trans,i think,somebody will chime in and set us straight i'm sure :surrender:

he will when hell freezes over.

 

[Turd]

So who do I speak to to get the test?

Wow now I am listed as a noob. Will that change every three posts?

 

[enkeivette]

So who do I speak to to get the test?

Wow now I am listed as a noob. Will that change every three posts?

No, that's not normal. I think someone doesn't like you. Rather... I know someone doesn't like you.

What a stupid name btw! :nuts:

 

[SmokinBBC]

whats the difference, Lurker or Turd?:amazed:

I got it...I got it.....how about the name "Lurking Turd"

 

[Turd]

So who do I speak to to get the test?

Wow now I am listed as a noob. Will that change every three posts?

No, that's not normal. I think someone doesn't like you. Rather... I know someone doesn't like you.

What a stupid name btw! :nuts:

I dont understand who would already dislike me. Sorry about the name it has been my nickname since I was a kid.

 

[JPhil]

So who do I speak to to get the test?

Wow now I am listed as a noob. Will that change every three posts?

:hi: Let's begin then.....

List these things according to your priority for your car, most important first:

Willwood brakes

air conditioning

badass stereo

5-speed transmission

spyder lights

heater

spring rates

cupholders

NCRS accuracy

wheel camber

purty paint job

babes

tire ratings

 

[Turd]

So who do I speak to to get the test?

Wow now I am listed as a noob. Will that change every three posts?

:hi: Let's begin then.....

List these things according to your priority for your car, most important first:

Willwood brakes
air conditioning
badass stereo
5-speed transmission
spyder lights
heater
spring rates
cupholders
NCRS accuracy
wheel camber
purty paint job
babes
tire ratings

Ok I will try to break this down. Here we go.

Willwood brakes - Unfamiliar with this brand.
air conditioning - Doesn't work.
badass stereo - If a 30 year old static box counts.
5-speed transmission - I wish.
spyder lights - What?
heater - Never use it because the car gets hot even in winter from the floor.
spring rates - Again 30 years old.
cupholders - I don't allow food or drink in my car.
NCRS accuracy - They need to get over themselves.
wheel camber - Probably needs to be adjusted when I get my next inspection.
purty paint job - Again 30 years old.
babes - Like a Porshe. Nice to have but I have had to learn to live without.
tire ratings - Never been over 85 in this car.

Do I pass?

 

[enkeivette]

So who do I speak to to get the test?

Wow now I am listed as a noob. Will that change every three posts?

No, that's not normal. I think someone doesn't like you. Rather... I know someone doesn't like you.

What a stupid name btw! :nuts:

I dont understand who would already dislike me. Sorry about the name it has been my nickname since I was a kid.

By best friend calls me "f*ck face" and my uncle calls me "the little sh*t pot" but I don't use those as usernames. :bonkers:

 

[Turd]

So who do I speak to to get the test?

Wow now I am listed as a noob. Will that change every three posts?

No, that's not normal. I think someone doesn't like you. Rather... I know someone doesn't like you.

What a stupid name btw! :nuts:

I dont understand who would already dislike me. Sorry about the name it has been my nickname since I was a kid.

By best friend calls me "f*ck face" and my uncle calls me "the little sh*t pot" but I don't use those as usernames. :bonkers:

I guess it has a double meaning. Ill give you a hint the nickname turd is actually a mispronunciation of the word third not poop. I will sometimes use it like poop but when I was a kid I just said a word wrong and the name stuck.

 

[turtlevette]

So who do I speak to to get the test?

Wow now I am listed as a noob. Will that change every three posts?

No, that's not normal. I think someone doesn't like you. Rather... I know someone doesn't like you.

What a stupid name btw! :nuts:

I dont understand who would already dislike me. Sorry about the name it has been my nickname since I was a kid.

By best friend calls me "f*ck face" and my uncle calls me "the little sh*t pot" but I don't use those as usernames. :bonkers:

I guess it has a double meaning. Ill give you a hint the nickname turd is actually a mispronunciation of the word third not poop. I will sometimes use it like poop but when I was a kid I just said a word wrong and the name stuck.

Turd,
The forum gods gave me my title......and yea they DID mean poop.

enkeivette,
your uncle STILL calls you little **** pot? Aren't you like 30 years old?

 

[big2bird]

I have only one question. What is in the water supply in Columbia,Mo?:huh:

 

[kwplot34]

QUOTE=big2bird;10330]I have only one question. What is in the water supply in Columbia,Mo?:huh:[/QUOTE]

:crylol: Alot of BS i would imagine.

 

[enkeivette]

No, that's not normal. I think someone doesn't like you. Rather... I know someone doesn't like you.

What a stupid name btw! :nuts:

I dont understand who would already dislike me. Sorry about the name it has been my nickname since I was a kid.

By best friend calls me "f*ck face" and my uncle calls me "the little sh*t pot" but I don't use those as usernames. :bonkers:

I guess it has a double meaning. Ill give you a hint the nickname turd is actually a mispronunciation of the word third not poop. I will sometimes use it like poop but when I was a kid I just said a word wrong and the name stuck.

Turd,
The forum gods gave me my title......and yea they DID mean poop.

enkeivette,
your uncle STILL calls you little **** pot? Aren't you like 30 years old?

23, and yes he does. In fact he does the whole song:

Adam's a little **** pot,
short and stout,
pull on his handle,
and **** will pour out!

 

[Turd]

I have only one question. What is in the water supply in Columbia,Mo?:huh:

I would have no idea.

 

[turtlevette]

I have only one question. What is in the water supply in Columbia,Mo?:huh:

+1 HOLY CRAP

now that's funny

 

[redvetracr]

whats the difference, Lurker or Turd?:amazed:

I got it...I got it.....how about the name "Lurking Turd"

but spell it like this.....lurking_turd

 

[JPhil]

I have only one question. What is in the water supply in Columbia,Mo?:huh:

Is that where you hail from, Turd? If so, you have a tremendous handicap here to overcome right from the start.....And yeah that name doesn't help give a good first impression, either.......But if you are honest & true, hang in there. If not, well...........

 

[big2bird]

I have only one question. What is in the water supply in Columbia,Mo?:huh:

Is that where you hail from, Turd? If so, you have a tremendous handicap here to overcome right from the start.....And yeah that name doesn't help give a good first impression, either.......But if you are honest & true, hang in there. If not, well...........

That's pretty much it in a nutshell. Well said John.