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JPhil said:
I tried once to get a Hooter's girl to take her t-top off--she got torqued and I got clocked.....
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:bump::bump::bump::bump::bounce::bounce:Thank you thank you very much for the BEST laugh of the morning.....:thumbs:
 
JPhil said:
Speaking of squash, my pumpkin drips.......
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;) I went to Top's Auto parts to pick up a cam the other day. I purposely went up to a youngster. When he asked what I needed, I told him I was there to pick up a bumpstick I ordered. You should have seen the classic "deer in the headlights" look, while the old guys laughed and waited.
 
big2bird said:
JPhil said:
Speaking of squash, my pumpkin drips.......
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;) I went to Top's Auto parts to pick up a cam the other day. I purposely went up to a youngster. When he asked what I needed, I told him I was there to pick up a bumpstick I ordered. You should have seen the classic "deer in the headlights" look, while the old guys laughed and waited.
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:shocking:Jeff, you my long lost bro....I got cousins in California I have never met, you sure you not one???
serious as Rowbuck, this afternoon, I walked into Radio Shack at the mall here, and the kids asked what I needed, as I walking toward the drawers....

and so I said....I needed a Quad Op Amp.....he goes blank, so does the chick which I KNEW had no chance.....I said it was a IC and sure enough I found a LM317? in there, and some trim pots.....building a quad comparitor to trigger a sonalert if various things go rong on the car....like temp, oil pressure, tranny, alt, whatever....no biggie.....

but the deer in headlights look.....PRICELESS.....

I joke with older cashiers anywhere, about kids that can't make change...

say the charge is 10.69 total.....I hand out a 20, the kid enters 20, then I come out with another ONE on top of it.....DEER IN HEADLIGHTS LOOK, dumb bastards can't EVEN do the math....gimme a ten spot and 31 cents, damnit.....

I do this shit just for entertainment to watch that LOOK.....:shocking::hunter::hunter::beer:

I read this post to Linda just now, and she says, she waits for the reply....'You gave me too much money'.......DEER IN HEADLIGHTS....!!!!!
 
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mrvette said:
I joke with older cashiers anywhere, about kids that can't make change...

say the charge is 10.69 total.....I hand out a 20, the kid enters 20, then I come out with another ONE on top of it.....DEER IN HEADLIGHTS LOOK, dumb bastards can't EVEN do the math....gimme a ten spot and 31 cents, damnit.....
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Say it's $12.09... give them a $20, then wait until they entered a $20 and THEN give them 9 cents....

a) they cancel the transaction and enter $20.09 so that the register can tell them how much change to give
b) they give you a $10 and look at you with a dumbartz look on the face....
c) they give you a $20 (try to keep a straight face and leave) :lol:
d) they ask the manager

I seriously believe many many kids get dumber and dumber every day....
 
MYBAD79 said:
mrvette said:
I seriously believe many many kids get dumber and dumber every day....
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We hire order takers here for the phone. The kids don't even try to learn. They just past the calls to me. I used to teach Tech classes here - did for two years- company cut it out because of money. They lose more money from the mistakes these kids make.

It's that they are too lazy to learn.:crap::crylol::crap:
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