The High Cost Of Auto Paint

SMYDA

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THE HIGH COST OF AUTO PAINT

THE NEXT YOU HEAR SOMEONE GRIPING ABOUT THE COST OF A GALLON OF PAINT. REMEMBER THAT:

4.0 OZ. CONTAINER OF AXE DEODORANT COST $3.00 WHICH IS $96.00
PER GALLON.

.45 OZ. BOTTLE OF SALLY HANSEN FINGERNAIL POLISH SELLS FOR $5.59 PER BOTTLE OR $1590.00 PER GALLON.

16 OZ. BOTTLE OF LISTERINE WHITENING MOUTH WASH COST $11.49 OR $91.92 PER GALLON.

1.8 OZ. BOTTLE OF NEUTROGENA MINERAL SHEERS MAKEUP COST $6.99 OR
$497.00 PER GALLON


THE MOUTH WASH WILL ONLY LAST FOR A FEW MINUTES.

THE DEODORANT WILL LAST ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS.

THE NAIL POLISH WILL LAST FOR A DAY, MAYBE.

THE MAKEUP MAY NOT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE AT ALL.


BUT A GALLON OF AUTO PAINT WILL LAST SEVERAL YEARS AND STILL BE LOOKING GOOD.

AUTO PAINT IS STILL THE BEST BUY IN TOWN!!
 
This is a GREAT way to overcome those butterfly feelings when you spend hard earned cash on materials!
 
Prices by the gallon, found on the WWW.... that Scorpion venom is sorta pricey..... :clobbered:

insulin (Humulin L) $9,411.76
Chanel No.5 perfume $25,600.00
Thailand cobra venom $152,835.82
scorpion venom $38,858,507.46
 
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