TSA 2010 Year to date statistics

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2010 Year to date statistics on TSA airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 2


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are the 133 transvestites included in the 59350 breast implants ? And how many of those transvestites had hemorrhoids ??
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But do you realize how much C4 plastic explosive you could pack into a pair of 44 DDs?

Right, there's been some talk about terriorists implanting explosives into suicide bomber's bodies. Even without implants, there could be a significant amount of explosives loaded into body orifaces. Al Queda (?) did load one suicide bomber's lower colon up with explosives and tried to kill a high ranking Saudi. It wasn't quite enough and the Saudi survived. It's noteworthy they haven't tried to smuggle explosives in women's bodies. Maybe because it's because they have an attitude with women.
 
Right, there's been some talk about terriorists implanting explosives into suicide bomber's bodies. Even without implants, there could be a significant amount of explosives loaded into body orifaces. Al Queda (?) did load one suicide bomber's lower colon up with explosives and tried to kill a high ranking Saudi. It wasn't quite enough and the Saudi survived...
Ahhh, you speak the truth grasshopper. Here's more on that little gem from my Saudi clippings scrap book :thumbs:
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It's noteworthy they haven't tried to smuggle explosives in women's bodies. Maybe because it's because they have an attitude with women.
They've used women in Gaza and in Iraq and Afghanistan...
 
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