How to know if you from Missouri

This is from Larry the cable guy about Missouri. I have lived here all my life and it true!:amused:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through may,
You live in Missouri

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there,
You live in Missouri

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You live in Missouri

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number,
You live in Missouri

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Kansas City for the
weekend,
You live in Missouri

If you measure distance in acres of farm land,
You live in Missouri

If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once,
You live in Missouri.

If you have gone from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
You live in Missouri.

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If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching,
You live in Missouri.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked,
You live in Missouri.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
You live in Missouri.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You live in Missouri.

If the I-29 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is
passing you,
You live in Missouri.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow,
You live in Missouri.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction,
You live in Missouri.

If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car,
You live in Missouri.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly',
You live in Missouri.

If you laughed at any of these then you have at least been here.

Larry the cable guy has visited MO many times i take it,because all of that is soooo true :crylol:

Hey guys... you KNOW I'm a Missouri guy. And yes, those are true!!! :yahoo:

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, You live in Missouri.

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The truest of them all.

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If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, You live in Missouri.

The truest of them all.



WHAT?? are they building roads and bridges to NOWHERE????


:bonkers::yahoo::flash::beer:

mrvette said:

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If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, You live in Missouri.

The truest of them all.



WHAT?? are they building roads and bridges to NOWHERE????


:bonkers::yahoo::flash::beer:

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Nope during that brief brake from sleet,snow, and ice,you know the season when the tornado's show up,the Mo roads are littered with orange barrels to fix all the damage from the winter season and every year they go back and repair the same roads,in a nut shell the roads in Mo suck.They are rutted real bad,have bad washboard problems and pot holes that will swallow a semi truck
and that is no shit :cussing:
Your vehicles ft end does not stand a chance in this state,or your wheels and tires,might as well leave the hubcaps off because the potholes will knock them off. Insurance co's started going after the state for all the money they pay out for blown tires and ft end damage.