Officially confirmed: first case in the US

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The US dept of disease control (USDDC) announced the first official case of MAD BIRD DISEASE in the continental US.... the infected bird was seen in southern California:

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My wife says it looks just like me. (Maybe when I get up):devil:
 
THAT's funny.....:1st::yahoo:

Hey Jeff, where/why did you ever come up with that wacky ostrich??

probably the funniest avatar I have seen....

:shocking:
 
THAT's funny.....:1st::yahoo:

Hey Jeff, where/why did you ever come up with that wacky ostrich??

probably the funniest avatar I have seen....

:shocking:

Must be because he actually looks like that bird.
 
i always wondered what would happen to one of those if you hit it right in the next with a bat, but i've always been too much of a humanitarian to find out. if i saw that one coming at me, i think i'd have my opportunity.
 
Some years ago, I had to back hand an Emu across the head. It was showing far too much interest in me and no matter what I did, it kept creeping closer and closer to me. Eventually, it was within arm's reach and staring me down so I slipped one of my shoes off and clocked it. It took off like a rocket and left me alone then.

Me and the two guys I was with pretty much collapsed with laughter, watching the big, gormless bird take off with it's neck folded back flat along it's body and it's legs going like a demented threshing machine.

I dunno about a baseball bat but an old tennis shoe was pretty funny... :lol:
 
I heard stories about clocking alternators but clocking birds sounds like a lot more fun....:lol:

I'd paid good money to see that.....bird clocking.....:shocking::pprrtt::beer:

did the bird get the word then????

werd.....
 
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