How to stuff a 140 lbs deer into a BMW.....

OMG never seen anything like that before.Hate to be the one to dig that out of there.
 
I've dug birds out of jet engines. It's the nastiest thing. I'd rather dump the toilets.

Even after (or IF) they get that all cleaned up, that car is gonna' stink for months.
 
kwplot34 said:
That car was traveling at high rate of speed to put that deer in there like that
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I was only doing like 30 some odd when that damn florida deer took out my headlights on the '72 here....otherwise they would be opening just 3" and would have been left operational with electrical drive....

Florida deer are the size of a German Shepard, ....really small for some reason...thankfully....it was during the '98 fires and so forced many deer onto the highways, this damn thing popped out from the front of a damn minivan I was passing at night.....friggin' bitch I was with was all concerned over the fucking deer, and not one bit concerned over my CAR.....fuck HER, last date, damn commie hippy enviro bitch....

:devil::trumpet:
 
Driving a truck for a livin I must of hit at least a dozen of those things.
I'm lucky the worse damage I ever had was a front fender and couples of
bumbers.

Never hit a moose tho, a few close calls but no hit...yet.
A hit with a 1800 lbs moose will demolish a truck.
 
1Michel said:
Driving a truck for a livin I must of hit at least a dozen of those things.
I'm lucky the worse damage I ever had was a front fender and couples of
bumbers.

Never hit a moose tho, a few close calls but no hit...yet.
A hit with a 1800 lbs moose will demolish a truck.
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Yeh, no lie, worse than even some CARS, yet, due to being higher UP....

driving up there like that would make ME put on a couple of I beams in front....hit THAT, damnit.....

:shocking::devil:
 
My wife hit a deer (young one ) last night with her Ford Focus when coming from her work. Damn what a mess and this is going to cost me. Guess its deer seazon. Since hunting has been downsized by those green bastards in the government, their population has exploded and you see them all over the damn place. A damn hazard if you ask me.

Lucky for us, it was just a small one and after hitting the bumper, the front reinforcements, rad and condensor, it went under the car... No injuries. She never saw it coming, it jumped from the side of the road right in front of her.
 
Belgian1979vette said:
My wife hit a deer (young one ) last night with her Ford Focus when coming from her work. Damn what a mess and this is going to cost me. Guess its deer seazon. Since hunting has been downsized by those green bastards in the government, their population has exploded and you see them all over the damn place. A damn hazard if you ask me.

Lucky for us, it was just a small one and after hitting the bumper, the front reinforcements, rad and condensor, it went under the car... No injuries. She never saw it coming, it jumped from the side of the road right in front of her.
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YUp, just exactly what the little bastards DO, I used to go with my wife, a year ago on some midnight/allnight courier service run for a chain store...lockboxes after hours type crap....just for her safety, but one of the roads on the run was through Florida woods 2 am and rolling 65-70 mph with deer on the side of the road every once in a while....see the eyes reflecting as we passed, never hit one, thankfully, as it was a Escort.....glad she finally quit running that job....

makes more money as a book keeper anyway.....

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