mrvette
Phantom of the Opera
--- GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
mistakes, still very strong and proud..
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages..still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a
dick.
:banghead::gurney:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
mistakes, still very strong and proud..
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages..still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a
dick.
:banghead::gurney:
